Welcome to Alternate Reality, or more simply 'Life As I See It'. A recollection of a unique view of this order of things.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

The Morning Wood

Eric Martsolf,born July 27, 1971 in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, is an American actor. Martsolf got his big break when he landed the role Ethan Winthrop on the NBC soap opera Passions. I'd like to hear this Leo purr.

Fit To be Clicked

There is something to be said about instant food. Today I cooked a pork loin with Brussel sprouts and rice all in under 15 minutes. Microwave ovens are geat things, speeding up cooking by completely sacrificing anything remotely resembling flavor, thus freeing up time we would otherwise use to make our food actually palatable, for more important endeavors, like blogging. :-) Do you remember when hysterical people thought that eating microwaved food was bad for you? Apparently these people are just wrong.

Microwaves aren't bad for you, it's kids that make you fat. On the topic of things kids aren't allowed to eat any more, did you realize that even cheese is bad for them now?

What year would be complete without serious sounding news anchors counting down the most dramatic events of the 12 months? I like the Kids version better. I warn you though, it's freakier then Elmo on fire.

Today Nigeria's Aviation minister sent a strong warning to a few airlines.
It would seem that apparently some airline employees are, in fact, down right rude. And he's just figuring this out now. After watching those nice folks at SouthWest put innocent commuters through traveling hell on a daily basis on A&E's reality show Airline, most people have figured out it's not a black thing. Once you take into account random kidnappings, lavishly appointed jails and disagreements over voting, at a glance rude airline employees look like the least of Nigeria's problems.

Talking about Cosmic Bling. Scientists have theorized that there may be Diamond planets orbiting something far off out there, but this week they way out did themselves and went and discovered a Diamond Star.

A bit closer to home Archeologists are using images from space to find lost ruins. While its a novel application of technology. Kudo's to them, I guess someone has to use it, but why not just used time tested clear cutting?

Here is an interesting clip I found on Youtube. Think heaven meets The Office, but not nearly as funny. It could be funny, I'll wait for the next episode to decide.

Top 5 Superpowers! Which one will you vote for?

You know that celebrity worship has gone to far when Angelina Jolie becomes the Madonna of Wal-Mart .

Todays Weird News

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

(Ananova)-A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated. A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair thedamage to his penis."

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