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Friday, January 05, 2007

The Morning Wood

Rusty Joiner, born December 11 1972, from Alabama. This Sagittarius has modeled for Prada, American Eagle and Structure underwear, he also took up acting on Boston Public, Spin City and CSI Miami, just to name a few.

Fit to be clicked

It's nice that the scientists have confirmed something that even dogs have figured out by now, that being that this year is the warmest EVER. For those that need a bit more proof then Al Gore's propaganda, 'An Inconvenient Truth', there is that small issue with chunks of Canada just up and floating away. Global warming is an issue! Beyond drowning polar bears, disappearing glaciers, the NDP and devastating weather (the unpleasantness just goes on), I've been planning a ski weekend for months and there is NO SNOW, the forecast is +9 degrees (That's Celsius folks). That's not inconvenient Al, its a bloody tragedy! The bright side of Global Warming tho is that it does seem to keep All Gore Busy.

To be fair, erratic weather does let ordinary people to step up and do heroic things. I clicked this touching story about a group of people that risked life and limb in post-Katrina New Orleans to save some canisters of frozen embryos from a drowned out hospital. All over the U.S., people are hatching them like Sea Monkeys now. I can imagine the ethical dilemma these people faced. Heroically retrieve bags of cells from cold storage or Hmm...get real people off their roofs to somewhere safe.

Then there is the cows. I feel for the cows stranded in snow dunes throughout New Mexico, Kansas and Colorado, I really do. What I don't understand is all the fuss. Beef I buy goes strait to the freezer anyway. Beef frozen right on the cow? Now that is what I call fresh!

Now that we are on the topic of what is going on in the rest of the Solar System, Those plucky Mars Rovers have just received a software upgrade that has made them smarter. While the upgrade went off without a hitch there have been complications since they realized that dust and rocks aren't that exciting. I think they would have enjoyed swimming on Titan much more.

You know, I've never really cared about whatever antics he, or even his soon to be ex-wife get up to. But for some reason I found this clip of Kevin Federline having the snot beat out him
strangely satisfying.

Todays Weird News:

Armed robber, 7, in Lego heist

(Ananova)-Police in Florida are looking for a little girl, aged about seven, who tried to steal Lego at knife-point. The girl pulled a knife on a cashier at a Wal-Mart store in Largo as she tried to walk out with two boxes of Lego. Police say the girl, aged about seven or eight, hid the toys under her coat and tried to walk out, reports Tampabays10.com. A store employee approached the child, asking her to turn over the Lego blocks. Police say the little girl then opened her jacket and pulled out a 10ins carving knife. The employee talked the girl into putting down the knife and the toys. The girl then rode away on her bicycle.

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