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It seems that everyone's been having fun with Microwaves this week. Scientists have told us that zapping towels and sponges on high for a few minutes is like waging genocide on germs. After putting out a few kitchen blazes emergency fire services are suggesting that may not be the best thing to do. The U.S Army has come up with a novel application of microwave technology too, they're testing systems that will fry the enemy and toast a pizza pocket at the same time. No word on the long term effects of microwaving human beings are, but I'm sure it can't be good.
Ford Motor car has lost billions...again. This should come as no surprise has the company has been hemorrhaging cash for years now. Blaming their losses on low demand for their gas guzzling behemoths, high fuel prices and stiff competition from unamerican companies that don't make gas guzzling behemoths, Ford executives assured share holders that they fully realize their business reality and are dealing with it in several creative ways including sinking even more billions into hydrogen guzzling behemoths.
Today in entertainment history: Being the first Bond Film ever to make it past Chinese censors, Casino Royale recently opened in a thousand Chinese theaters. Moving swiftly to quell the tide of immorality that viewing such a film would surely unleash in the country, Chinese officials have advised their Olympic organisers not to act like him.
Spies just aren't what they used to be. Why is it that the astonishingly well funded intelligence programs of Coalition countries just can't seem to find and eliminate militant leaders, Taliban, etc... while BBC journalists can just wander in for tea and do a puff piece for their Insurgent Leader of the Week column?
Have you noticed all the cute animal stories in the news lately? At the top of the list is the good news that my all time favorite animal, the Gray Wolf, is set to be declared 'No Longer Endangered'. I'd be all set to throw a Howl-in-the-face-of-extinction party if it wasn't for the fact that people just can't wait to kill them. Which may well work out for them in the long run. It turns out that spiders have been throwing Raves since forever now, and then there is Perky, the duck that just wouldn't die. Finally there is 10 other things animals do.
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